Monday, July 13, 2009

Scientology makes an appearance

Scientology is making her first visit for the day. She has $1 in credit and hubby in tow. She picked out



marked at $2.50 and hubby paid the difference.

Find out what's really happening in your life and the lives of those around you. Is he really unstable beneath that placid exterior? Is she marrying you for your money alone? When should you give a wayward spouse the benefit of the doubt? How can you adjust your inner moods to your best advantage, knowing when to push and when to pull back, when to speak up and when to shut up? What is the best time to ask your boss for that raise, your girl for her heart and hand, your brother-in-law for a loan? Learn all this and much, much more from the world-famous astrologer who has helped millions divine their way to happiness, love, and profit by studying the sun signs. Amaze your friends and yourself with your insight into their most hidden characteristics. Be the best that you can possibly be with -- "Sun Signs.

I wonder if this will help her find the answers she is looking for?

Stay tuned for further Scientology news. :))

3 comments:

Orion77 said...

Alternate:

Find out what a loser in life you really are. Are you incapable of determining a persons character from the intimate contact you have with them? Are you so dopey you proposed marriage to a gold-digger out to steal you lower-middle income wealth? Are you comfortable rolling over in bed onto another mans wet spot? How can you control those spontaneous outbursts of rage, where you imagine those around you, butchered to death with an axe? Are you incapable of judging when, where and with whom it is appropriate to discuss certain topics?

Then you deserve everything you get, you ficking loser, with -- "Sun Signs".

Orion77 said...

Fuck, not "ficking" damn it. You know what I mean!

Richard said...

Yep, Orion77, "thet is tham", and they abound. They are the Evolutionary jetsam that is lost as the ship of rational humanity struggles agaubst catastrophic seas. Make that jetsam without hesitation, the choice was always theirs!