Saturday, September 26, 2009

Tips on Trading in Books

Please take special note of the condition of your books.

Those black flecks are dead bugs. That smell- mothballs.

Ummmm.... ew!

I will tape the odd slightly torn cover and put the book out for sale. But if the book has been torn completely in half?


Dirty, stained or mildewy is also a no-go.

Thanks, but... No thanks!

The golf ball was a nice touch. Added a festive touch to the whole experience.

It's been an hour and my scalp still itches. Back behind my right ear. That better not have ANYTHING to do with those books.


Bilby said...

Oi's didn't think of infectious head bugs as one of the pitfalls of your career.

P.S. Add to the list actual bookworms. It might seem funny or even symbolic but having a slimy worm nomming and pooping on the pages isn't the best

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I sure hope none of those are ones that I sent you! Yikes! I'm sorry I haven't sent you any more but I have the next 4 days off and I'll see if I can't round some of my collection up for you. I'll dust them off and I'll try not to send you any dead bugs. Ewwwwww!!!!!